The Life of a Scatter Brain. A dreamer. A lover. A kid at heart. A princess. A rebel. And everything in between.

The love of our life. @rayandrew Meet our son. You don’t know love until you hold the product of your truest love. 👪💏💙 Oliver Patrick Holt, you are one loved little guy. #perfect #mylittlebabyboy

The love of our life. @rayandrew Meet our son. You don’t know love until you hold the product of your truest love. 👪💏💙 Oliver Patrick Holt, you are one loved little guy. #perfect #mylittlebabyboy

15:31   7-22-14   2 notes

sapphrikah:

catlady2b:

gorlt:

africanaquarian:

childrenmilk:

njy2:

I can’t believe she said this

Omfg please I prayed for this

:O

yes AZEALIA!

Go in!

cackling.

sapphrikah:

catlady2b:

gorlt:

africanaquarian:

childrenmilk:

njy2:

I can’t believe she said this

Omfg please I prayed for this

:O

yes AZEALIA!

Go in!

cackling.

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10:56   7-20-14   29,932 notes

blackgeologist:

thebigblackwolfe:

kyssthis16:

onlyblackgirl:

missauset:

darvinasafo:

Checkmate!

LMAOOOOO YES

BYE


Hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhhaha

NOOOOOOOOOO I’M WEAK

Lol

blackgeologist:

thebigblackwolfe:

kyssthis16:

onlyblackgirl:

missauset:

darvinasafo:

Checkmate!

LMAOOOOO YES

BYE

Hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhhaha

NOOOOOOOOOO I’M WEAK

Lol

10:53   7-20-14   3,710 notes

Entitled
Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche

9:41   7-20-14   104,111 notes

arrafrost:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

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Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

Six people are dead

(via lovesickhomoteen420)

9:40   7-20-14   241,034 notes

zferolie:

dweeaboos:

hyrule-in-a-pokeball:

pokemon-global-academy:

Elite Four Sidney
This member of the Elite Four is known for his chill attitude and sense of fashion. Sidney loves Pokémon battling, caring little whether he wins or loses. Sidney uses Dark-type Pokémon, including the Grass- and Dark-type Shiftry. 

I feel like he should be trying to sell me a Shamwow

I WILL NEVER UNSEE THIS

(via literaturezombie)

9:38   7-20-14   3,518 notes

bcat1:

I just hope you take off your pants.

bcat1:

I just hope you take off your pants.

(via merelala)

22:50   7-19-14   69 notes

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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(via hiddlestonlokifeels)

22:45   7-19-14   79,762 notes

poryqon:

chipsprites:

Look how happy all the grass Pokémon are

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never stop dancing lil’ buddies

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(via willamsherlockscottholmes)

22:43   7-19-14   217,368 notes

purpleemoon:

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen dress bride Molly Fishkin for her wedding in L.A

purpleemoon:

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen dress bride Molly Fishkin for her wedding in L.A

(via blackbruise)

22:40   7-19-14   5,193 notes